1/5/2024 0 Comments Bartender class opening humor![]() ![]() A sperm donor, a carpenter, and Julius Caesar walk into a bar.The bartender says, “Want to hear a joke?” There’s usually an Irish man and English man in this joke, but they’re still at the Rugby World Cup. You can’t tell me that was just a coincidence, man. Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.The bartender says, “Close the dam door!” The horse says, “You read my mind, buddy.” The shocked bartender points a finger his way in alarm and yells, “Hey!” The penguin doesn’t answer because it’s a penguin. The bartender says, “So, what will it be this time?” The bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never served a weasel before. His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!” The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.” The bartender asks, “Why the big pause?” And the polar bear replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them.” A polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender: “I’ll have a Gin and… Tonic.”.A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please.”. ![]() The bartender says, “Why the short face?” A man walks into a bar owned by horses.The bartender says, “How the hell did you do that?” A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer, please! And one for the road!”.A skeleton walks into a bar and says, “Gimme a pint and a mop.”.A ghost walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits.”.A panda, a cowboy, a man with a cat on his shoulder, and a time-traveler walk into a bar.These are just some of the funniest jokes involving a bar you can share with someone: With how varied this type of joke can be, there is something for everyone to enjoy. Sometimes, this joke does not deliver a whole lot of humor, but it can be fun to tell others. Whether it involves a bar patron or the bartender, “Walk into a Bar” jokes offer a great variety. Some are short but pack a punch while others are a tad long but end with a great punchline. There are plenty of ways to tell a joke involving this phrase. Large group discounts are available - please inquire.Walk into a Bar Jokes – When you hear something that has the phrase “walk into a bar” it usually involves a joke. Need him to bring it? We can do that too, for a small added cost. Sunshine shows up with everything your group needs except the alcohol. In-person Cocktail Classes start at $44 per person. What are the damages? Three cocktails at most cocktail bars are at least $45 plus tax and tip. When class is over, the participants will have made three different styles of cocktails, learned something about the other participants, and be able to make unique craft cocktails at home. Do you have a specific cocktail or theme in mind? No problemo, reach out and we will make it happen! Sunshine will demonstrate everything and answer everyone’s questions. Think Mojito, Paloma, Moscow Mule, or French 75s! We will make refreshing and bubbly cocktails. We cover proper techniques of shaking and making! Think Margaritas, Gimlets, Clover Clubs, Whiskey Sours, or a Pisco Sour! We make cocktails using spirits, syrups, citrus, and egg whites (optional). Think Old Fashioned, Sazerac, or Wisconsin Old Fashioneds! We make an “Old Fashioned” style cocktail. We will learn the science behind tasting and how to implement it. The 90-minute experience has four main sections. Sign up for your In-Person Mixology Class today or complete the inquiry form below.Įvery In-Person Cocktail class has a story structure and a historical arc that explains the “how’s” and “why’s” of at-home cocktail making. Classes are just $44 per person! Large-group discounts are available. This is excellent for office-based teams, apartment or condo tenants, civic-based organizations like whiskey clubs or country clubs, or holiday or family gatherings. We use the spirit of your choice (gin, bourbon, vodka, rum), incorporate your theme (Team-Building, New Home Bar, Birthday or Bachelorette Party), and give your guests a life-changing experience. Think of different herbs, citrus, sparkles, bubbles, tropical fruits, baking spice, and maybe even breakfast cereal! We’ll shake and stir our way through class while building lasting friendships. The 90-minute hands-on presentation is filled with humor, fun facts, stories, history, and, of course, cocktail making! We will experience different flavors, smells, sights, sounds, and feelings. ![]() We’ll show you how to make different types of cocktails (and mocktails) at home, just like the pros. Sunshine Consulting’s Cocktail Classes will take your group on a journey through the history of cocktails. We bring all the stuff you have all the fun. Mixology Classes with an award-winning bartender. ![]()
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